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O's Big Secret!
Oprah Winfrey has been keeping a "family secret" for months, a "miracle" that "shook her" to her "core," and today on her show she's going to reveal that secret.
It can't be that she has a half-sister she's being reunited with because that's not a "miracle." That's just a cheap ratings grab.
Our prediction: She's pregnant! And it's a miracle because she's 56 years old and never had sex. Can't wait to find out. Can you?
It can't be that she has a half-sister she's being reunited with because that's not a "miracle." That's just a cheap ratings grab.
Our prediction: She's pregnant! And it's a miracle because she's 56 years old and never had sex. Can't wait to find out. Can you?
posted by Spencerblog at
7:54 AM
4 Comments:
My wife just called me from work and asked me to set the DVR for the Oprah show today.
I'm guessing the family secret is that she admits she is a lesbian and Gail has been her life long lover and partner and they are adopting children. But, hey, that's just my thoughts.
Can't be. Because she just found this out a few months ago. But nice try.
just found out? hmmm. Here's a wild guess:
-Traced her family history, verified that she descended from slaves, now she wants to start a campaign for reparations for all whose families were affected.
Wild Guess, yes, but I know nothing about Oprah since I don't watch her show.
It was/is a half sister she found out she had.
I am sad. My lesbian/lover Gail and wanting a child with her was better TV.
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